[CARTOON] Santa Breath

"Santa must hear it all from kids. Some more forward than others."

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[CARTOON] Tiger Woods' 17th Mistress Revealed

"I'm losing track. First it was 1, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 6, 8... and now 14 mistresses. A search on Google as I was creating this cartoon showed a 15th, then a 16th! Just two more Tiger, and you have your own 'Golf Course'. I hear the green fees are pretty high though."

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[CARTOON] Tiger Woods as Santa

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

I confess, I borrowed the punchline from a verbal joke I heard, but I removed the original riddle's question to better suit a cartoon of mine featuring special gueststar Confucius."

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[CARTOON] Dry Cat Food

"Bursting with joy..."

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[CARTOON] Why Tiger Woods had an affair.

"Probably my most off-color cartoon to date, but probably the most unique reason to explain why a billionaire golfer would have an affair. A typical tournament is an 18-hole course that is played 4 times for a total of 72 holes. Anyone who has ever watched Tiger Woods putting will always hear at least one guy in the crowd yell out "in the hole" as the ball rolls towards the hole. Any wonder he acted on those suggestions? HA HA. Take that, relationship 'experts'!"

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